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Ko Simpson upholds the Gamecock Tradition

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 5, 2009

Traditionally the football players for the South Carolina Gamecocks get arrested. Now that Ko Simpson has moved on into the NFL he is still upholding Gamecock tradition by getting arrested and proclaiming he’s worth millions.

Basically Simpson was at a bar where his buddy got collared by the Po Po and he didn’t like it.

“The report says at that point a passenger in the car, 25-year-old Dyann Linen, got out of the car and began yelling at the police, and punched an officer in the back of the head. Linen was arrested for disorderly conduct as well.

Officers say as Linen attempted to kick out the window of the patrol car in which she was being held, 25-year-old Simpson, who was also a passenger in the car, began yelling at officers, saying, “I’m Ko Simpson with the Buffalo Bills, I’m worth millions!” before walking away.”

The last thing I would ever admit to is playing for the Bills.

“However, the report says Simpson soon returned and attempted to get to Hart, who was in police custody. Simpson began screaming at officers again, and was arrested for hindering police activity.”

By the way, Simpson has one-year left on his four-year $2.13 million dollar contract. So millions is a bit of stretch after you figure in cost of living, agent fees and of course bail.

Might as well get it over with: A Simpson who played for the Bills in trouble with the law? No way…

Previous athletes have proved that money will never run out ever. *Sarcasm*

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Fox needs to stick to NFL football

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 5, 2009

Either Tim (Teabag) Tebow also plays for Cincinnati or Fox screwed up on their first bowl game of the season. If he’s converted to Islam, can he still do circumcisions? Then again I’m shocked because someone actually watched the Orange Bowl.

Lew Alcindor is unimpressed.

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Good God Please Help Save the Lizards, Feed an Auburn Fan

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 5, 2009

This video is wrong on so many levels even without the lizard. Do you see what Auburn fans have been reduced to since the hiring of Gene Chizik? However eating a lizard is still smarter than firing Tubs for Chizik.

I always thought lizards were reasonably low-cal, but clearly Martha dump truck has downed quite a few.

Her New Year’s resolution is to switch to Diet Mountain Dew.

Billy Bob Bammer has responded to this video by saying “Oh yeah? Well, well, I can eat an Iguana! Wanna see? You just fucking wait!”

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