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Witchcraft + Soccer = GGGGOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 16, 2008
I’m not a soccer person. I think I attempted to play soccer during gym class while in high school. I don’t watch soccer nor follow soccer. However I will not deny the fact that soccer players are indeed athletes.
That being said how cool is it that a soccer player was using witchcraft on the field in order to turn the match around? The outcome was not cool, not cool at all however maybe Phil Fulmer might want to try this on the sideline this weekend during the Florida game. God knows my beloved Vols will need all the help they can get.
A soccer player was using witchcraft during a match in eastern Congo sparked a riot that killed 13 people. A sad part of this story is that most of the victims were between the ages of 11 and 16. They were suffocated as panicked crowds ran for the exits during the mayhem.
The Congo Po Po tried to quell the mayhem that was taking place at Matokeo stadium by firing their semi-automatic rifles into the air and of course teargas. Yeah nothing like gunfire and teargas to smooth the already scared shitless soul.
The two local clubs involved were Socozaki and Nyuki System, both local rivals.
The goalkeeper tried to reverse the score line by using”fetishist” witchcraft spells. That’s when the riot broke out within the stadium. The players brawled and members of the crowd even attempted to stone the sorcerer.
For the record I believe Chris Angel is indeed a sorcerer.
Now that’s family entertainment.
“Fetishist” spells in Voodoo and certain central African religions involve using an inanimate object as the “fetish” and performing a ritual on it.
The fetish then becomes an organic vessel capable of performing tasks. Once the task is complete the spirit leaves the fetish and it reverts to its inanimate state once more.
Coach Fulmer, I hope we have a witchdoctor.
Pitchfork Ben said
Why not. Works for me: http://www.chickencurse.com/images/davis_doll.bmp