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Are you feeling lonely, depressed and happen to be in the Los Angeles area? Then you too can “Rent a USC Song Girl”
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 9, 2008
No this is some pimping scheme I’ve dreamed up, trust me I would happily take credit for it if that was the case.
This is truth I’m speaking about. All you have to do is fill out a request form pay $150.00 fee and bingo you can actually rent a USC song girl. I’m in just as long as there aren’t any extensive background checks.
The form is rather complicated with hard questions such as “What do you want the Song Girls to do?” Insert your own perverted joke here & add on wash and wax my car & then you can say you think like me.
The newest excuse for men who might be “looking” outside their marriage:
Honey, I didn’t buy a hooker, I rented her….you know like what they are doing over there at USC.
I do have one tiny question about this thing. Can I get volume discounts?