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Everyone Knows Free Beer is the Best Beer even if it’s Gay Beer!
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 30, 2008
I’ve never considered the mascot for the University of Virginia Cavaliers gay, metrosexual yes, but gay no. That has definitely changed now leaving me to question the sexuality of CavMan. Thanks to two Cavalier football players.
Junior offensive lineman Will Barker and red shirt freshman lineman Dave Roberts were arrested at the downtown nightclub Club 216 in Charlottesville last Saturday morning.
The Po Po say both “men” admitted to stealing beer from a cooler at the nightclub. Both face larceny charges. Roberts, who is 19 years old, is also charged with being a minor in possession of alcohol and with using a fake ID.
Now if you’re reading this and thinking so far sounds like normal football player BS, and you’re correct sort of…
Study the photos below. Pay close attention to the one labeled Will Barker. I wonder how much “product” he puts in his hair.
Dave Roberts & Will Barker
Oh in case you didn’t bother to click the link to Club 216 let me just quote from their website for you.
“Welcome to Club 216, Charlottesville, Virginia‘s only gay and lesbian bar and danceclub. Bringing you sounds from the past and present as well as thumping tracks from Europe‘s best! If you love to dance, meet hot, hunky men and fabulous women in a great gay-friendly atmosphere, then this is definitely the place you want to be! Entrance to this nightclub is for members & their guests.
CLUB 216 is owned and operated by the PIEDMONT TRIANGLE SOCIETY. PTS is a non-profit organization established to promote the interests of the Gay community in Virginia. PTS creates a supportive social environment for its’ members and guests. PTS provides an open forum for the development of political, social, and other interests within its’ membership. When you join CLUB 216 you become a member of the PIEDMONT TRIANGLE SOCIETY.”
Now I’m sure you’re thinking “What were they doing at the gay bar? Was there a fire in the disco?” or “Wait, are you sure they weren’t stealing Bacardi Breezers from a gay bar?” Apparently they were at the bar to enhance their chances at making the NFL… Brady Quinn was holding a combine in the men’s room.
UVA….we work hard, we play hard (Everybody Dance Now!)
In their defense, they had a great thirst, and it was the only place that served Schmitts Gay Beer.
I know the video screen is black but just click on it.
Danometer said
What is it lately with college footballers and gay bars? Are the gay bars really that FABULOUS!?!?!