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Thomas the Terrible’s Random Twitter Comments

• Jim Leyland's wife was going to host an All-Star Game party but he requested a nice, peaceful night at home. Translation: he wants to do it. 9 months ago
• USA was Eliminated By Croatia In Davis Cup Quarters. This is utterly shocking news to those who had no idea the Davis Cup was even going on. 9 months ago
• Remember how people were mad when Stallworth got 30 days in jail for DUI manslaughter? He was released after serving 24 days. 3-day weekend! 10 months ago
• ESPN is creating a UK-based channel. If "First Take" ends up on the schedule, this could destroy the NATO alliance. 10 months ago
• Toronto Argos receiver Arland Bruce decided he'd pay tribute to Michael Jackson after his first TD by taking off his pads and playing dead. 10 months ago