Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain

You know it’s been awhile since either Joel or myself have picked on written about West Virginia University. For the most part things have been rather quiet on the Mountaineer home front. Unfortunately for WVU fans and fortunately for us that didn’t last long.

Charles Pugh, 6-foot, 200-pound senior from Orlando, Fla., has played in 37 games during his career and has 60 tackles and three sacks. He is considered one of the most most experienced safeties heading into the 2008 season.

Pugh possibly might have his eyes set on the SEC. At least in the crime department.

Coach Bill Stewart is awaiting a police report that is expected to implicate safety Charles Pugh in the theft of a credit card from a car that was parked at the university and its use in fraudulent purchases, such as the Sports Illustrated SEC preview AKA: masturbation material for Pugh.

Pugh and an unidentified woman allegedly found a set of car keys at the university’s student union center last Tuesday and used the remote control “panic button” on the keychain to locate the car in a parking lot, which is a clear old school criminal mindset. There, they allegedly took the credit card and other items, then used the card at several locations. Which is WVU brilliant. I mean it’s not like the Po Po can track the usage of credit cards.

As of Monday afternoon there had been no arrests made, but Stewart had been made aware that an investigation was ongoing and was attempting to learn more. Stewart was unavailable for comment Monday night. Which basically means he rearranging the line up cause Pugh will most likely be in hot water by the time the season starts if he is on the team at all.

Stewart should be wondering if he is going to be able to field enough defensive backs to run the vaulted 3-3-5 defense this year. Wait…it didn’t really work last year…strike that thought, it didn’t matter.

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