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And You Thought the UFC was a Manly Sport

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 30, 2008

Ultimate Fighting Championship. Yep it sounds tough. It’s taking over where boxing has been floundering for the past several years.

A-List celebrities such as Shaquille O’Neal, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, David Spade, Donald Trump (and his hair), Michael Jordan and Jamie Pressly all have been seen at the live events.

Yes the UFC brings out some of the toughest men in this country.

There is a downfall though…it also brings out…Michael Jackson!

According to TMZ, that’s what Michael Jackson did last Saturday night:

MJ rolled up to the event in a wheelchair, just in time to watch Tito Ortiz get smacked around … that is, if he could see anything through those ridiculously blacked out shades.

Yep, that’s Jacko above. I hope he enjoyed the show. To bad he wasn’t used as a punching bag.

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2 Responses to “And You Thought the UFC was a Manly Sport”

  1. Danometer said

    Well, the fighters are young men, tho a bit old for Mikey’s taste, but they are all hot and sweaty and dripping with pheromones …

    Ew, did I just type that?

  2. LOL that was comedy gold…disturbing but gold nonetheless

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