Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain

Yannick Noah the father of the People’s Transsexual Princess Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah, is confused (or incredibility stupid) by “all that fuss” surrounding the arrest of his son, who was charged with marijuana possession and having an open container of alcohol by the Gainesville Po Po.

“I don’t understand all that fuss for just drinking a beer on the street,” Yannick Noah said Tuesday at the French Open. “I talk to him every day on the phone, he’ll soon come over to France to see me.”

Because it is against the law. Nice example of fatherhood as we approach fathers day…..

He chose to ignore the weed fact when he made that statement. He still knew about it. Great parenting!

Pappy Noah won the title at Roland Garros in 1983. He created a sensation a few years before when he told a magazine writer he smoked marijuana. Oh wait that explains it…and the fact he’s French.

Legalities aside. I wouldn’t like it as a Bulls fan or owner, because its still smoke through the lungs, which anyway you cut it, will make you more winded on the court. Certainly doesn’t score you any role model points either.

Remember I still need “bail” money!!! Click here for details.