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Mayo Gets Dumped by his Agent

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 23, 2008

How embarrassing is it to be dumped by your agent BEFORE the NBA draft in this coming June? Ask O.J. Mayo he seems to know. Calvin Andrews of Bill Duffy Associates citing “overwhelming intensity” over allegations hat Mayo illegally received cash and gifts.

“Due to the overwhelming intensity of recent allegations regarding the recruitment of O.J. Mayo, we feel that our representation of him is a distraction for he and his family at this time,” the statement said.

“This should be the best time in his life and anything that takes away from that enjoyment and the experience of this process is not fair to him.”

Among the NBA players represented by BDA are Carmelo Anthony, Greg Oden, Steve Nash and Yao Ming.

Never fear though…I’m stepping up to the plate and offering Mayo my services. Instead of the standard 25% commission that other agents require my fees are more suited to benefit him.

They are:

  1. Season sky-box tickets for Tennessee football and basketball games
  2. Mayo must slap Bill Gates for releasing Vista
  3. Mayo must fight Nick Saban in a no-holds barred street fight
  4. One Apple touch screen I-Pod
  5. One Porsche Carrera GT

That’s all I require Mayo. Come on and sign with me.

Remember I still need “bail” money!!! Click here for details.


One Response to “Mayo Gets Dumped by his Agent”

  1. zigzag said

    The kid is getting off to a great start.

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