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Archive for March 7th, 2008

Tennessee Pitcher on the Clemens Watch List (And not for steroids either)

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 7, 2008

Tennessee sophomore Steve Crnkovich is among the top college baseball pitchers named to the preliminary watch list for the fifth annual Roger Clemens Award.

This is the fourth straight season in which Tennessee has placed one of its pitchers on the Clemens Award watch list. Former Vol Luke Hochevar won the award in 2005. Hochevar also was the first overall pick in the 2006 draft by the hopeless and impotent Kansas City Royals.

The Roger Clemens Award:

  • Trophy is shaped like a hypodermic needle.
  • Grand prize is a lifetime supply of HGH.
  • It’s quite an honor to have your name DRUG (get it drug :) ) onto the watch list.
  • Jose Canseco throws the winner a party each year.

I wonder if the winner is NOT on any illegal substances, does that mean there is an asterisk by their name. Either way congrats Crnkovich I hope you win. (Assuming winning doesn’t include having to go before Congress).

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Who the Hell Knew that Streaking + Cricket = Violent Collision?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 7, 2008

Fast forward this puppy to the 1:00 mark. Awesome hit on yet another annoying streaker.

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My Top 10 Memphis Wrestlers

Posted by Joel on March 7, 2008

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One of the storylines for this years Wrestlemania is the Big Show v. Floyd Mayweather “match”. It has been hyped that Floyd Mayweather will be getting $20 million for the “match”, but anyone with half a brain should know that’s as fake a number as the whole event itself. But MoonDog and Zigzag got my juices flowing from a comment thread on Losers With Socks so I decided to put together my Top 10 wrestlers from the Memphis Wrestling territory. Honestly, I could go all day, but there is only so much space available. Plus, Thomas is probably gonna revoke my blogging rights for doing this. For the greater good, I am willing to take that chance.

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