Another Reason as to why Duke & ESPN Sucks
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 29, 2008
Duke sucks because they’re Duke, that’s a given. However now Duke really sucks because their mascot can’t surf. Smokey can surf ask anyone.
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I’m surprised Mike Patrick didn’t go on a 10-minute diatribe about how the Duke mascot is SO much better than all the other mascots, and that when he comes back he’ll be twice as strong as before under the guidance of Coach K. We all know Dick Vitale would have.
In a related note, Coach K said in his weekly radio show that the Duke Blue Devil has been fan surfing for the past 3 weeks with that sprained knee, but unlike “other” schools, he doesn’t like to make those injuries public.


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zigzag said
I’ll give you the very best reason why ESPN sucks. They cut away from UT-UK with 1:40 to play, Tennessee leading 60-57 so we could do what? WATCH POOL OR BOWLING! You have to wonder, who in their infinite wisdom at that gaggle of dimwits in Bristol, made the decision to do that? Of course, some brilliant asshole said we’ll give them two hours, Tennessee will be leading by ten or more so it won’t bother anybody anyway. Were do those mindless cretins come from?
Thomas the Terrible said
The game was on CBS here in SC
zigzag said
Yeah, I owe ESPN one. The screwup was on this end.
Joel said
“Where do these mindless cretins come from”?
Well Rece Davis is an Alabama grad…