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Urban Meyer’s Wife Can’t Recruit Worth a Damn

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 13, 2008

Shelley, Urban gave you one simple objective. Keep the recruits entertained. But you went and fucked it up. Way to go.

According to the South Bend Tribune, Braxston Cave a Notre Dame commitment was recently asked what was the most interesting thing he heard while going through the recruitment process. His answer is rather astonishing and it involved the wife of Urban Meyer.

“(He) had me talk to his wife, so that was kind of interesting,” Cave said. “Basically, the weather and how they were on the boat and all this stupid crap.”

Well, she certainly impressed him. What was he expecting a conversation about the spread option offense?

2 Responses to “Urban Meyer’s Wife Can’t Recruit Worth a Damn”

  1. Joel said

    Cougar-riffic…

  2. zigzag said

    Do you call that rag she is wearing a jirt?

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