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This weeks Isiah Thomas sucks Post
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 30, 2008
Things aren’t really getting better for Isiah Thomas. It seems that his son Joshua “I’m a fuck up like dad except with less talent” Thomas was arrested recently by Bloomington Indiana police, for disorderly conduct and drinking alcohol while still being a minor.
The kicker is he was arrested after the Po Po had taken him to a local hospital to treat a swollen eye. Apparently someone in the bar hit him with a bottle or their fist. I wonder if that person was a New York Knicks fan. Oh wait never mind if they were then he would have been kidnapped and held until Thomas resigned.
When that day happens I’ll be ready to take over for Thomas. Here’s a detailed list of things I would do to make the Knicks a winning franchise again.
- Dangle Stephon Marbury off the Brooklyn Bridge, while asking him if he is ready to become a team player yet.
- Hire about 40,000 new fans.
- Show Eddie Curry tough love by ridiculing him for not going to college.
- Add Jason Kidd, Gilbert Arenas, Chauncey Billups & Steve Nash to the roster hoping to lure Tim Hardaway out of retirement.
- To promote team building exercises by having the team attack & disfigure James Dolan.
- Remind the players that every cog in the Knicks Franchise is important while they’re washing and waxing my car.
- Knowing what this team needs most is security and confidence that only a Hall of Fame coach can provide, try to re-hire Larry Brown.
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