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Thank God For Pitt…
Posted by Joel on December 2, 2007
West Virginia University is a fine institution of higher learning. They have a lot going for them, like a fine aeronautics program, good engineering school, and have unwavering support from its fan base. However, a National Championship in football is still the one thing that will put the school on the national landscape.
Well, I am so very, very sad to report that 2007 will not be the year that they get that elusive title, thanks to a 13-9 loss TO AN UNRANKED 4-7 (WAIT, NOW 5-7) DAVE WANNSTEDT COACHED PITT TEAM AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry folks, it’s just that message boards and blogs have been filled with Mountaineer rhetoric for a while now, and I am sick of it. I’m sick of hearing how everyone should learn the lyrics to “Country Roads”, how there’s special couches set aside for when they win a title, how they were going to take over “Chocolate City” during the BS Championship game. Now that talk is over finally. Who would have thought Dave Wannstedt, who couldn’t coach a woman through a childbirth class, cooked up a scheme to win “The Backyard Brawl”. Now to be fair, West Virginia almost beat themselves with the turnovers, and even the home cooking, phantom holding calls from the refs could not stop mighty Pitt during this game.
All WVU had to do was to beat a 4-7 team, at their home, at night, and they choked. Don’t even get me started on “courageous” Pat White coming back in after dislocating his thumb ON HIS NON-THROWING HAND!!! Hell, Ryan Perilloux for LSU cut his index finger on HIS THROWING HAND and looked like he had a fifth of blood plasma waiting on him after the game, and LSU still managed to beat Tennessee. This is why the Mountaineers are still gonna have a Napoleon complex about them. Bobby Bowden left and years later he won a title, Major F’n Harris gets hurt against Notre Dame in the title game, and a complete choke job against a horrible Pitt team.
In memory of AngryEer and all other sad Mountaineers, instead of burning a couch, I will instead light up a ball of cotton. It’s the least I can do tonight for the little school that could. Also, I will end things by saying “Mountain Momma, Take Them Home”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas the Terrible said
John Denver is either crying to debating on suing West Virginia in heaven court over copy rite violations.
Taco Bell Soft Tacos said
Slaton and White were about as effective as John Denver’s piloting skills tonight.