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Houston Nutt Tells Arkansas “Go F**k Yourself”

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 27, 2007

The tragic love/hate relationship that was Houston Nutt & Arkansas seems to be ending tonight. This is a sad day indeed. First my favorite coach to pick on Coach 0 gets fired and now Nutt is gone. The kicker with this one though is that he’s not waiting around for another bad season or “incident”, he’s basically telling Arkansas to fuck off, he’s out. Nutt gets the last laugh. Story

“Chancellor White and athletic director Frank Broyles, they want me here. They want me to stay. That’s a good feeling, and I’m excited about that.” Nutt told reporters Sunday at his weekly news conference.

So what has changed in less than 24 hours? Could it be the Big East mediocrity that will be sure to ensnare the football program when Jeff Long takes over as AD? That would be my bet that and Pappy Broyles is leaving.

Nutt has been the Arkansas coach for 10 years, and the fans simply don’t appreciate him enough. Shame on you!! So what if he inquired about the Alabama, Miami and NC State job? So what if he ran off Mitch Mustain, Damian Williams & Gus Malazan. So what if he was sending text messages to some semi-hot TV reporter right before last years bowl game. He just beat LSU! Sheesh

Arkansas will be paying Nutt about 3.4 million dollars in the divorce settlement agreement. For his 10 years there, Nutt compiled a record of 75-48 (.610) & three SEC west championships. And you fans couldn’t overlook the fact Teresa Prewett, Sherry Darby & Nutt’s wife were really the ones running show and even referred to themselves as “The Posse”. Picky Picky Picky.

Nutt’s name will most likely surface with Baylor, SMU, Georgia Tech & Ole Miss. So now Arkansas’s new AD, Jeff Long, must find another coach in time for recruiting season. I’m Dave Wannstedt will be eager to learn more and hey Coach 0 is available you better snag him now.


Fuck this place, I’m out of here bitches!

So I profess on this day 11/27/07

TtT

3 Responses to “Houston Nutt Tells Arkansas “Go F**k Yourself””

  1. [...] Did anyone really listen to the news conference? Nutt said he was doing this “for his family”,  and he said it a couple of times actually. Think about it, giving up his “dream job”, a million dollar increase in salary, the support of the administration, I mean, he was set. But there is sooooo much other than football behind all this.  Read more here  [YMSWWC] [...]

  2. Walker said

    I see you skipped last week and didn’t comment on Alabama’s utterly humiliating embarrassment to the entire SEC, when they lost to Louisiana-Monroe! Wow. Compared to South Florida beating Auburn, for which you blasted Auburn extremely hard, the Alabama loss to ULM is easily 10 times worse.

    Let’s compare, shall we?

    South Florida is 9-3 and beat the current #1 team in the nation, West Virginia (Coaches Poll).

    Louisiana-Monroe is 6-6. Other than this pitiful Crimson Tide performance, ULM’s only Div-1 wins of the year were #74 Florida Atlantic, #99 Arkansas St, #111 Louisiana-Lafayette, and #120 Florida International. Wow.
    If that’s not enough, ULM lost to otherwise 1-9 North Texas, and also Troy, and Middle Tennessee State… OUCH.

    In other words, I certainly hope you ate your words earlier in the season, saying that the South Florida loss had made you decide to pull for Bama in the Iron Bowl. :)

  3. Actually Walker I apologized to Auburn in the post that is linked below. If you regularly read this blog you would have known that. ;)

    Give me credit on the sweet photoshop I did.

    http://ymswwc.wordpress.com/2007/09/30/turbeville-saves-his-job-as-auburn-drain-the-gators-in-the-swamp/

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