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Alabama Might Want to Ask Saban for a Refund.
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 18, 2007
Four million dollars can buy you a lot of things, but Alabama wasn’t counting on the fact that 4 million will buy them a lose to Louisiana Monroe. Sure Alabama destroyed my favorite team Tennessee, but then again so did Florida & Cal plus Tennessee nearly lost to South Carolina & Vandy, so it’s not saying that much.
Before the break of dawn tomorrow I’m sure some Alabama fans will sacrifice their first borns, short out the circuit board of the Psychic Hotline & and cry out to the one that bears the hounds tooth crown of thorns known as Paul Bear Bryant. After all Bear would have never been Croomed two times in a row. Then again Shula wouldn’t have lost to Ooh La La either.
“Quintez Secka had two interceptions and Louisiana-Monroe turned Alabama away three times on promising scoring drives in the fourth quarter to pull off a 21-14 upset Saturday and send the Crimson Tide to a third consecutive defeat.”
Word up Q-Dawg maybe you need to play for Tennessee, our defense made John Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson look like a Heisman candidate, then again you made Ainge look like one as well so umm never mind.
“James Truxillo batted away his final attempt, drawing a cascades of boos from Alabama fans who had been restless and mostly quiet the whole game, and drew chants of “U-L-M” from the tiny section of Louisiana-Monroe faithful.”
By tiny they mean like under 20. Bear is rolling in his grave right now. Bamazoids already booing their “Super Coach” Saban in his first year. Maybe they realized that they aren’t as good as they thought, or that deep down in his black soul he’s the greatest sports liar there was.
“It was a humbling loss for an Alabama team already coming off defeats to Mississippi State and No. 1 LSU, and a setback for a program that is paying Nick Saban $4 million a year to lead a turnaround.
The Tide had been expected to get a chance to use the game as a tuneup for the regular-season finale at Auburn. The WarHawks had other ideas. They forced three first-half turnovers to forge a 14-all tie and shut Alabama out in the second half.”
It wasn’t humbling, that was last week, it was humiliating. On the bright side maybe Saban will get a job offer from Texas A&M or Nebraska, then Hal can start the “Build a Bear” project for the second straight year.
A group of Bammers is already planning a smear campaign, in order to get a refund minus 20% handling fee from Saban. After three straight loses I’m sure somewhere in the distance Mike Price is laughing.
These Bammers don’t play around!
So I profess on this day 11/18/07
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November 18, 2007 at 12:58 am
[...] Does anyone remember during last week’s news conference after being Croomed when “Coach” said, “someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.” It’s like Coach Saban is planting trees…one day those trees will grow up and the Crimson Tide will be on top of the NCAA again. Everyone else will be in their shadow… again. You just have to give Coach Saban the requisite time to get his program in order…to get it “rolling”! I, a Tennessee fan who knows that Alabama built the SEC, call on all true Alabama fans to take a stand and support Coach Saban. Don’t believe websites like this who only want to confuse you [YMSWWC] [...]
November 18, 2007 at 2:14 am
The problem is that Saban doesn’t wear a suit like Bear does. Yeah, that’s it. No Houndstooth hat, no fifth of Wild Turkey, no $100 handshakes, yeah, that’s what is wrong with Saban…
November 18, 2007 at 2:25 am
I wonder if those parents that named their kid Saban are having any regrets now.
$50 says that child is sacrificed if UAT doesn’t beat the Barn.
November 18, 2007 at 2:29 am
I wonder if Bama fans all blew chunks simultaneously when the final gun sounded today…
Still not as bad as Michigan losing to the other Mountaineers, but damn close. They lost to the LA-Monroe Nutria…
November 18, 2007 at 3:24 am
The ULM Nutria… classic!
November 18, 2007 at 5:23 am
I’m still here *echo…echo…echo* I’m sorry, I’m standing in downtown Tuscaloosa right now.
It comes down to attitude: Shula left this program full of players with bad attitudes at times. Saban, for all of the good things he’s done, has done a horrible job identifying this and fixing it. His offensive coaching stinks too.
Oh well, still 1-0 against the Vols.
November 18, 2007 at 5:48 am
Speaking of 1-0 Druid, what’s going on with the “Textbook 5″?
November 18, 2007 at 6:55 am
They’ll be back for Auburn. The NCAA said their 4 game suspensions were enough. I doubt it’ll help though. AU got rest and we fell on our faces.
November 18, 2007 at 1:43 pm
There are quite a few pissy Bama fans over at another particular blog that I frequent. But, I love it. Almost blowing it to Vandy aside, I’m thrilled to see Bama get its come-uppence. Sometimes watching your hated rival give it up to a no-name makes the close one we survived even better.
November 22, 2007 at 4:59 am
Maybe the refund can go to the 9-11 relief fund.