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My Magic 8-Ball Was Wrong Coker Wasn’t High After All but I still Believe He Needs to Go

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 1, 2007

According the ESPN, sophomore tailback LaMarcus “Puff Puff Pass” Coker wasn’t high again (yet) but Fulmer suspended him missing a drug counseling session. Link To Story.

Even if this report is true or not true, that still doesn’t excuse the fact this is his third suspension in less than a year, so I’m still pretty firm on it’s time to let him go. With this latest incident he has had to take another drug test, but the results will not be in until Friday. With the sorry job of coaching, especially on defense, I couldn’t hardly blame him if he has been getting high again.

The real story here is my magic 8-Ball has failed me. The 8-Ball which is usually 99.99 9/10% right was wrong on this prediction. I wonder if I should retire it…maybe I’ll try to use Alphabet Cereal to predict the future….


Well damn…

Either way I’ll be awaiting news on the test results, as soon as i hear anything I’ll let you know.

 

So I profess on this day 11/01/07.

TtT

 

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Spurrier Sends A Message Out to Any Team that Pulls a Celebration Stunt Like Georgia Did.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 1, 2007

God Spurrier knows how to make quick verbal jabs, he knows coaching, he knows lack of discipline & now God Spurrier knows violence, and isn’t afraid to use it against teams that might celebrate against the Gamecocks.

“I think if (Florida coach) Urban Meyer had known they were going to do it, send out one of his third team guys and get in a wrestling match with the guys, get a fight started, so all those guys on the field leave the bench in a fight,” Spurrier suggested.

“I think that’s what we’d do. If the other team ever does that, get one of your down the line guys that’s not going to play to get out there and start wrestling with the guys. Now you’ve got a fight and they’re all out the next week.”

Well, that explains the number of thugs he recruits. He would just send out his third string to start a fight. What an inspiration to youth everywhere. That comment also explains why USC receives a great deal of personal foul penalties and why they have such a hard time with the Po Po off the field. Great role model for everyone. He still has the Gator Mafia mentality.

All this comes after the fact that Coach Richt has sent the Southeastern Conference Commissioner Mr. Slive, an apology letter. Of course no one can deny that USC beat Georgia this year, but what about just playing a clean game, using good old fashioned sportsmanship, and the better team wins. I guess that’s not good enough anymore.

So I profess on this day 11/01/07.

TtT

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Tennessee’s Fulmer Suspends 2 For Violation of Super Secret Double Probation

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 1, 2007


Smokey says oh great 2 more dumb asses.

Wow, I don’t have to wait until another dismal performance on the field to rip into Fulmer, go figure. Yesterday Fulmer suspended starting defensive tackle Demonte’ Bolden and reserve tailback LaMarcus Coker one game for the ever so secretive a “violation of team rules”.

Fulmer declined to provide specifics regarding the suspensions, including when the violations occurred. After all you can’t have super secret double probation rules if everyone knows about them. That goes for the players as well.

“That’s all I’m really allowed to say about that right now, those guys are important to us. We certainly hope to have them back and ready to go for Arkansas.” Fulmer said. Yes, that’s it Phil pull the ever increasing in popularity “suspend them for the patsy game” card out, or as I like to call it the “Urban Meyer Rule”.

Here’s where I have problem, this is the third suspension for Coker since December, when he missed five practices in Knoxville leading up to the Outback Bowl.

He also served a month-long suspension beginning in August for another super secret double probation violation before being reinstated prior to the second game of the season against Southern Mississippi.

Phil that’s three strikes, he should be gone. I know Coker averages 26.5 yards-per-return average and ranks fourth in the SEC but you have true freshmen Lennon Creer and Denarius Moore as options to replace him on kickoffs alongside Dennis Rogan.

Creer and fellow tailback Montario Hardesty should be ready to play behind starter Arian Foster against the Ragin’ Cajuns. Honestly you should have been playing Hardesty a lot more this year in the first place.

Ryan Karl the slow fat linebacker expressed disappointment when asked about his teammates’ suspensions, but was not worried about any lingering effects.

“Of course you’re disappointed, but you know they’re going to be back next week giving their all, thanks to Coach pulling out patsy game card” he said. “They’re two great players. We’ve just got to find two guys to make plays in place of them.”

“They’re both great backups,” Karl said. “All of them probably play the same amount of snaps every game. With his (Bolden’s) physical presence on the field, we’re going to miss him. But we have a whole bunch of experience there, so we won’t be hurting that bad. Besides we’ve sucked defensively all year so who’s going to notice?”

I went to my magic 8-Ball to find the answers of why these two players were suspended…. Read the rest of this entry »

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