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The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 7

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 14, 2007

As I said last week, this is the best college football season ever! Does anyone want to be #1? Here is what I noticed yesterday while eating chicken strips served by a waitress whose skirt was so small it could have passed for Coach 0′s IQ.

The difference between Kentucky and LSU yesterday was clearly the coaching job.

Southern Cal. looked unimpressive yesterday.

Vanderbilt looked scary but the running game of Georgia put them in their place.

Cal proved they were pretenders.

OMG Iowa actually won a game…they still suck.

JoePa focused all his inner road rage into coaching this week & look at the outcome.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see Coach Fran fired today.

Let’s see Nebraska fired Frank Solich because of his record…and yet they suck worse than ever before. Black shirt defense my ass more like pink shirt with lace defense. As America’s coach Mike Gundy would say “Their defense is garbage and it makes me want to puke!”

Clemson didn’t lose!! Oh wait they weren’t playing my bad

Ole Miss has the best looking cheerleaders by far.

The reason why Boston lost to Cleveland is because I didn’t wear my Red Boston hat, I wore the blue one instead. The loss falls on me.

Tennessee’s defense is schizophrenic.

Oklahoma made a huge statement yesterday, look for them to play Missouri again in the championship game.

Nick Saban was almost out coached by Coach 0 (snicker)

South Florida looked impressive.

Houston Nutt should be looking for a new job.

Bye Bye Cincinnati now get out of the big boy polls.

Virgina showed the world that the ACC is better than the Big East.

Colorado is back to sucking.

ABC has the worst game commentators while CBS has the best.

Michigan should be ranked again.

Finally I can’t rip on Notre Dame enough so I leave you this:

So I profess on this day 10/14/07.

TtT

6 Responses to “The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 7”

  1. abarclay12 said

    “Cal proved they were pretenders.”

    Take it back. Take it back. Take it back.

    However, that ND video is hi-larious. Can you tell me why Notre Dame gets to be on national TV every week? I mean, do the players even want to be on TV??

  2. Joel said

    -Tennessee almost got “Croomed”…
    -My, how Nebraska has fallen. It’s bad when a soph. QB (Chase Daniels) calls out the def. co-ordinator for being simple…
    -A&M won’t fire Fran until they start contacting other coaches. I say after the Texas game. Either way he needs to start calling the Mayflower truck…
    -Ole Miss is a beautiful place. As far as out of conference, check out Texas. Nice talent there too, but I still give the nod to Ole Miss (SEC Bias)…
    -Whenever I’m in town, we must go to that restaurant/bar you went to…unless it was Buffalo Wild Wings. Bad experience once..

  3. “Take it back. Take it back. Take it back.”

    No Go Boston!!

    “Whenever I’m in town, we must go to that restaurant/bar you went to…unless it was Buffalo Wild Wings. Bad experience once..”

    That place sucks big time!

  4. “BC’s got better Chrisians” great video find!

  5. or Christians, my bad.

  6. I agree with you on this:

    “Ole Miss has the best looking cheerleaders by far”

    gotta love the cheerleaders ;-)

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