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Archive for September 25th, 2007

One Ohio State QB Must be a Sex Addict, have a Little Penis or Just Horribly Ugly.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 25, 2007

Pictures this, you’re a redshirt quarter back at Ohio State, also you’re the fourth leading rushing on the team, why would you then try to solicit some crack ho hooker when all the action you need is on campus? Answer: you must be a sex addict, have a very tiny embarrassing penis or just that damn ugly.

“Ohio State’s third-team quarterback and fourth-leading rusher has been accused of offering a female police officer $20 for sex, authorities said Tuesday.

Antonio Henton, a redshirt freshman, completed a pass in four attempts for 20 yards and also ran for 31 yards on seven carries in the eighth-ranked Buckeyes’ 58-7 win over Northwestern on Saturday.

Columbus police arrested him at 8:30 p.m. Monday south of campus.

Henton, 20, entered a not guilty plea Tuesday morning in Franklin County Municipal Court to the misdemeanor charge. He was released on bond later Tuesday, according to court records.

Judge Amy Salerno told Henton to consider his visibility in the community and his status as an “ambassador” for his school.”

Yo judge Amy that’s what I’m talking about. Why try to get a little way to damn strange, when he is surrounded by coeds? After all according to a former president of Ohio State, the coeds get involved with riots and drunken orgies. I submitted my admissions application immediately after hearing that.

“Lara Baker, chief prosecutor in the city’s attorney’s office, said the soliciting charge carries a maximum penalty of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine, but generally results in a small fine.

Ohio State coach Jim Tressel said Henton will not travel to Minnesota for Saturday’s game.

“What’s most disappointing to me is that our guys know deep down what is expected. And when we err — in other words, a player, a coach or whomever — that’s disappointing,” Tressel said at a midday media briefing Tuesday.”

Gee Tressel are we a little tongue tied? Was the hooker someone you know or should I say use? ;) Of coure it results in a small fine the coaching staff probably pays it. Again I ask the question, with all the coeds there why go to a hooker? It makes no sense to me. Henton you have a good thing going whether it’s a little penis or you’re that ugly in person, don’t screw it up, the OSU faithful needs to riot again.

So I profess on this day 9/25/07.

TtT

Posted in Jim Tressel, Ohio State, Sports, big 10, big ten, ho, hooker, ohio state buckeyes, pimps, riots, stupid | Leave a Comment »

Some in the Media are now Taking Pot Shots at Mike Gundy.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 25, 2007

When this Mike Gundy story broke I didn’t think it was that big of deal. I wrote my article titled “Mike Gundy Will Bring Hell, Yes Hell, to the Media” out of boredom, and yes you can view Gundy’s complete rant there. Now I see that this seems to be bigger deal than I originally thought. In fact I believe I should be called upon to mediate this situation. Of course no one from the Big 12 has my number, but they can e-mail me. Some in the liberal media are now reversing the tables on Gundy and taking their own pot shots at him.

“Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy didn’t have time to talk about his team’s 49-45 victory over Texas Tech on Saturday in Stillwater. Instead, he chose to use his postgame interview session with the media to go ballistic on Jenni Carlson, a columnist for the Daily Oklahoman.

Carlson wrote a piece critical of junior quarterback Bobby Reid, who had been replaced by sophomore Zac Robinson prior to the game, suggesting among other things the coaches had sacked Reid, the most talented quarterback on the team, because of his attitude. Carlson claimed Reid had not always handled his nerves well and was “nicked in some games and sat it out instead of gutting it out.”

She also painted a disturbing picture of Reid as a coddled player, standing near the team charter buses, using his cell phone while being fed chicken by his mother out of a boxed meal.”

I’m still laughing at the being fed by him mother part. That’s embarrassing but it only goes downhill from there.

“Carlson obviously tweaked a nerve that sent Gundy over the edge after Reid’s mother came to his office to complain.

He characterized Reid as “a good kid” who goes to class and is respectful of the media and was the victim of yellow journalism.”

Great, now the mother can’t call the newspaper herself but instead turns Gundy into her own little bitch. Reid wasn’t a victim for yellow journalism, Carlson gave her opinion there is a difference.

“Three-fourths of this is inaccurate,” Gundy claimed, holding up a copy of the column. “It’s fiction. And this article embarrasses me to be involved with athletics.”

Then he started raising his voice, pointed his finger in Carlson’s direction and appeared to be moving toward her in a threatening manner. Video of the entire meltdown is already available all over the Internet.”

I kinda thought she was in the room but I wasn’t sure so I didn’t say thing in the previous post. I wouldn’t classify his movement as threatening either, unless you’re a newspaper reporter living in New York. Of course the video is all over the internet. That’s what us bloggers are here for. Sure you get paid money, we get paid with the satisfaction of our readers. Money would be better though.

“Great, coach. Scream a little louder in what certainly looked like an effort to intimidate Carlson because she dared to fairly criticize a 21-year-old scholarship player. Under a little stress, are we? Not everyone in Stillwater is buying into this uncalled-for diatribe after the Cowboys’ ugly loss to Troy the previous week, where Gundy looked so disinterested on ESPN. As for accusations that Carlson claimed Reid was scared, we don’t remember reading that in her column.

I wouldn’t call what she wrote exactly fair. She implied some things such as Reid threatening to transfer without having any proof to back them up, Gundy called her out on that, and rightfully so, and stated for her to get her facts straight. She also criticized and questioned the seriousness of Reid’s past injuries which is a rather low blow. She didn’t quite call him scared but she did indicate that he doesn’t handle pressure.

“Gundy, who claims he doesn’t read Carlson’s newspaper “because it’s garbage” and went on to say “the editor who let it come out is garbage,” left without taking questions, and was applauded by what must have been cronies as he stormed out of the room. The Oklahoman stands by its columnist and its story. We wonder if Gundy would have made those outrageous comments if a male columnist had written that. For most rational coaches, these things are best handled in one-on-ones behind closed doors instead of on a bully pulpit.”

I believe Gundy would have handled it the same way if a male would have written it, and for you to question that is, in my opinion, irresponsible. I do question how it was handled regarding his demeanor but as for Gundy handling it publicly, I have no problems with that. While you and some others call it a bully pulpit, it was a response to a story that publicly ran in Carlsons’ bully newspaper. See what I’m getting at?

Gundy did handle this in an immature way that I agree with, but I also agree with his statements about how an college athletes should be written about. What Gundy was trying to say is, it’s fine to write about the bad play but not to attack them personally. Carlson did attack Reid on a personal level, there’s no question about that. Childish attacks on the personal level don’t belong in the “real” media, they belong here at this website. :) I would never question an athletes injury though, that’s beyond anything I could or would do. Gundy is right to say when a college athlete does something wrong attack them for that but leave the personal jabs and questions about them being injured out of it.

So I profess on this day 9/25/07.

TtT

Posted in Big 12, Big Twelve Football, Jenni Carlson, Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State Cowboys, Sports | 1 Comment »

Va. Prosecutor Plans to Indict Michael Ookie Vick on Slew of Super Secret Double Probation Charges.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 25, 2007

It’s almost been a month since I’ve written about everyone’s favorite dog killing scum bucket Michael “Ron Ookie Mexico” Vick, but fortunately for me and bored bloggers everywhere, there’s new ConVick news today. It seems that the same prosecutor, who failed to make sure a search warrant was served before the feds swooped in and took the case over, has decided to charge Vick with dogfighting and plans to present “a host of super secret double probation bills of indictment” against conVick Ookie tomorrow. Sweetness!!!!

“The prosecutor in the rural county where Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has admitted to bankrolling a dogfighting operation plans to present “a host of bills of indictment” regarding the case to a grand jury on Tuesday.

“Yes, I’m presenting matters to the grand jury that involve dogfighting at 1915 Moonlight Road,” Surry County Commonwealth’s Attorney Gerald G. Poindexter told The Associated Press in a telephone interview Monday night.

Moonlight Road is the address of the two story home on 15 acres that has been host to the operation known as “Bad Newz Kennels” since 2001, and where dogs have been trained, executed and fought.

“Most of the matters that I’m presenting have already been admitted in sworn statements authored by the defendants in the federal proceedings,” Poindexter said.

He couldn’t detail the exact indictments he will pursue, but said the local investigation and the federal investigation largely focused on different crimes.”

No details? What the hell else was going on there? I want to know damnit! I hate super secret double probation charges. If this means more jail time for conVick then count me it. After all he’s an admitted dog killer.

“The killing of dogs is one of those statutory prohibitions. Dogfighting is a crime, the mistreatment of animals is a crime, so you could take your pick, or take them all,” Poindexter said before cutting the conversation short. “I don’t have anything else to say about it. I’m through with it. Hopefully it’s coming to an end.”

Vick, who faces up to five years in prison, also has been indefinitely suspended without pay by the NFL and been dropped by all his major sponsors, including Nike.The local charges, and a conviction, could spell an end to any hope he has of resuming his NFL career after serving a likely federal prison term. An animal cruelty charge in Virginia is punishable by up to five years in prison, and he admitted in his written plea to helping kill six to eight pit bulls days before the first raid.

That alone could expose him to as many as 40 years in prison.”

Sweet 40 years. I’m sure Marcus is down some darken alley laughing his ass off right now. Anyone heard anything out of him lately? Didn’t think so. If conVick gets a cool 40 years I hope he makes “The Longest Yard” reality TV show with eventually OJ and Pacman. OJ would fuck the both of them up, if he has a shank that is. Sounds like conVick might be working on to avoid the dreaded prison gang rape sack. Couldn’t happen to a better person, other than OJ.

So I profess on this day 9/25/07.

TtT

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