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10 Charges Against OJ, Including Kidnapping. I Told Ya So.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 19, 2007

Today “the man” filed the formal charges against OJ Slasher Simpson, and yes it included kidnapping. If you recall from this post, I said he committed kidnapping. You know I’m your hero don’t deny it.

“Prosecutors filed formal charges Tuesday against O.J. Simpson, alleging the fallen football star committed 10 felonies, including kidnapping, in the armed robbery of sports memorabilia collectors in a casino-hotel room.

Simpson, 60, was booked on five felony counts, including suspicion of assault and robbery with a deadly weapon. District Attorney David Roger filed those charges and added five other felonies, including kidnapping and conspiracy to commit kidnapping, according to court documents.

Simpson, accused along with three other men, faces the possibility of life in prison if convicted in the robbery at the Palace Station casino. He was being held without bail and was scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday.”

I’m so loving this district attorney. It’s doubtful he’ll get life though it would be nice.

“Simpson and the other three men are charged with two counts of first-degree kidnapping; two counts of robbery with use of a deadly weapon; burglary while in possession of a deadly weapon; two counts of assault with a deadly weapon; conspiracy to commit kidnapping; conspiracy to commit robbery; and a misdemeanor, conspiracy to commit a crime.

According to the charges, Simpson and the others went to the hotel room under the pretext of brokering a deal with Alfred Beardsley and Bruce Fromong, two longtime collectors of Simpson memorabilia.

Once in the room, Simpson prevented one of the collectors from calling 911 on his cell phone “by ripping it out of Fromong’s hand” while one or more accomplices pointed or displayed a handgun.

The kidnapping charge accuses the men of detaining each of the men “against his will, and without his consent, for the purpose of committing a robbery.”

If Fromong has the shitty cell service I have, I would have told one of the suspects to shoot phone. For someone who is retired OJ certainly can keep busy. I hope this doesn’t hurt his chances of being on the next “Dancing With the Stars”. He better have a good attorney.

So I profess on this day 9/19/07.

tTt

 

2 Responses to “10 Charges Against OJ, Including Kidnapping. I Told Ya So.”

  1. abarclay12 said

    Wow. I can’t believe it says that on Johhny Cochran’s gravestone. I always knew he was withholding things from us.

  2. Only the bold
    can withhold

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