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Cal Redeems Itself Against Tennessee (Sort Of)
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 2, 2007
Tennessee went to hippie land Cal, and lost by 14 points. Cal scored two non-offensive touchdowns, that was the difference maker. As I stated in a previous post called “Top 10 Things the Vols Must Overcome To Beat Cal“, the Vols would face a lot of obstacles that only occur at hippie land Cal. One being the gay glow blinding yellow jerseys. Another being DeSean Michael Jackson. What I didn’t count on was the tree sitting hippies being a distraction. I believe Abarclay of “The Leaky Brain” was responsible. 
The Vols lack of experience in the wide out core was overwhelmingly another factor, however Erik Ainge’s finger was not.
One thing I did notice was that the Cal fans showed class when the Xavier Mitchell went down. Another thing I noticed was the love fest the ABC announcers Kirk Herbstreit & Brent Musburger, were having with Cal. Everything was centered around Cal. Cal can do this Cal can do that. The Saturday night jukebox was with the Cal players. Anyone else notice how the Cal players talked like thugs? Did anyone notice the Cal player with the golden grill? Fulmer was out coached, this years Tennessee team wasn’t experienced enough plain and simple. But I’ll admit I liked what I saw of the no huddle offense. Eric Berry will be a legend by the time this year is up. Cal might feel vindicated with the win, but it certainly wasn’t like the ass whipping they received last year. Like I stated earlier take away 14 non-offense points and the score is tied.
Quotes of the game:
Kirk Herbstreit “Are those tents in the tree?”
Brent Musburger “For every tree UC chops down they will replace it with thre more. Three for one is good deal if you’re a tree hugger” I’ll admit that was gold.
abarclay12 said
Yes, I did call in the tree people to distract the Vols. Cal needed that extra special something, and the tree people are such foul, disgusting special people, I thought you’d enjoy seeing them in their tents.
Frankie said
Cal will NEVER get over its triple homicide TD hero Mariet Timothy Ford. Steroid-based Cal player Mariet scored the winning TD in 1982′s ‘The Play’ against the Stanford Marching Band. After six years in the steroid infested CFL, Ford murdered his pregnant wife and son, Mariet. Jr. in Elk Grove, California.
Cal has a severe doping problem. Always has, always will.