Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain

Les “Big hat, little penis” Miles, not to be out done by the Old Ball Sack Coach God Spurrier, has started handing out his brand of Cajun justice.

“LSU linebacker Derrick Odom III, considered one of the top prospects coming out of Mississippi in 2006, was arrested Thursday. He is accused of trying to break into a condo near campus following an argument with the person who lives there, police said.

The specific charges against Odom, of Jackson, Miss., were not immediately available, but LSU spokesman Michael Bonnett late Thursday confirmed the arrest and said coach Les Miles had indefinitely suspended Odom from the team while an investigation into the incident continues.

Detectives believe Odom went to a young man’s home after getting into an argument with him. The young man called his father, and at some point Odom allegedly threatened the older man, detectives told WAFB-TV of Baton Rouge.

Once he couldn’t force his way through the condo’s door, he allegedly vandalized the young man’s car which was parked in a lot nearby, detectives said.

Several other LSU players allegedly were involved, but police Sgt. Don Kelly said he could not provide details of the arrest or the case.”

Indefinitely…could one game or a lot of games…I’m betting one. Behind closed doors Les Miles is probably saying “The guy deserved it, what a pussy, he called his daddy for God’s sake. His daddy should have told him to man up and take the ass whipping”. Strange how several of the LSU players were involved but “by the grace of Spurrier God” they weren’t arrested. Oh wait they were starters, those players can’t be arrested. At least not until LSU beats USC for title this year.

So I profess on this day 8/24/07.

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